Daca am vorbi in termeni bursieri am putea spune cert ca lui Cezar Preda i-au scazut considerabil actiunile. Daca nu ar fi asa, fata care le stie pe toate chiar de la sursa, din discutiile de la cina sau mic dejun, nu ar tasni cu avant precum o racheta ruseasca spre a-l pune la punct.
Cu buza de sus mai mare ca niciodata si cu parul imbacsit parca de prea multa briantina, fata tatii l-a cocosat pe mai varstnicul ei coleg de partid, indignata fiind ca i-a atras atentia ca nu e bine sa se laude cu “succesurile” organizatiei in care oficial este a doua.
“Unicii, primii, singurii” care chipurile au dus ajutoare pentru sinistratii editiei 2008 sunt precum “Taica”. “Taica” ce a terminat de construit o casa inaintea Guvernului – primul, singurul si unicul fiind, nu-i asa? – in timp ce alte sute de oameni ramasi amarati de pe urma inundatiilor stau cu gura cascata de uimire la casa facuta de “Unicul”.
“Nu inteleg de ce nu pot sa spun ce am facut”, fiindca “daca n-o sa spun, nimeni n-o sa stie ce am facut”, repeta obsesiv tanara Jintao cele doua verbe – a spune si a face – accentuand un “s” mai stropsit decat cel al lui Tweety. Problema era insa, in mintea ei, nu de ce nu poate spune, ci ca nimeni nu va afla ce a facut ea. Prima si singura! Si daca presa n-o sa stie, n-o sa scrie, iar de ea nu se va scrie ca a facut si altceva decat sa-si dea parul pe spate. Si vin parlamentarele.
A urmat expresia STAS a utecistului bine indoctrinat: “E regretabil sa vii la sedintele tineretului si sa le critici discursurile”, spuse micuta Jintao. Nu, nu este regretabil, as spune eu, fara a avea niciun fel de simpatie pentru cel care a criticat.
In schimb, este regretabila folosirea cuvintelor fara a le intelege sensul, precum si a actiunilor umanitare in scop de imagine de la o varsta atata de frageda, mai ales atunci cand te ratacesti prin coclauri de munte, pe unde nu ai calcat niciodata in viata ta de Lux-Ten, incercand sa ajungi prima la destinatia sinistrata incarcata fiind cu pungute pline de papusi.
Problemele romanilor sunt mai serioase decat a fi Elena prima, unica si singura. Problemele locative sunt departe de a se rezolva cu o casa construita de “Taica” pentru o maicuta ce a avut tupeul sa-l traga de maneca si sansa de a avea presa in jur.
Si uite asa, micuta chinezoaica fara de voce, ajunse sa faca playback pe cele mai la moda melodii, urmand a scoate din topuri “fetite” care nu au dintii asa de drepti ca ea.
O galerie cu cele mai frumoase imagini de la Jocurile Olimpice – Beijing 2008.
An artist in a space suit performs during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Vladimir Rys/Bongarts/Getty Images)
Artists perform during the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games opening ceremony on August 8, 2008 at the National Stadium in Beijing. Over 10,000 athletes from some 200 countries are going to compete in 38 differents disciplines during the event, between August 9 to 24. (WILLIAM WEST/AFP/Getty Images)
A dancer performs during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing, China. (Jeff Gross/Getty Images)
Drummers perform during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Adam Pretty/Getty Images)
Fireworks explode over the National Stadium during the Opening Ceremony for the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games at the National Stadium on August 8 in Beijing. (Clive Rose/Getty Images)
Fireworks light the sky over the National Aquatics Center (L) and the National Stadium during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Lars Baron/Bongarts/Getty Images)
Percussionists hit their Fou drums at the start of the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in Beijing on August 8, 2008. (AFP PHOTO / Joe Klamar )
Artists perform during the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games at the National Stadium, also known as the "Bird's Nest", on August 8, 2008. The three-hour show at Beijing's iconic national stadium was set to see more than 15,000 performers showcase the nation's ancient history and its rise as a modern power. (AFP PHOTO / Olivier Morin)
Artists perform around an illuminated Globe during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
Lighted dancers perform during the opening ceremony for the Beijing 2008 Olympics in Beijing, Friday, Aug. 8, 2008. (AP Photo/David Phillip)
Martial arts dancers perform during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Streeter Lecka/Getty Images)
Percussionists with their Fou drums stand prior to the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in Beijing on August 8, 2008. (AFP PHOTO / Jewel Samad)
Percussionists take part in the opening ceremony of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games in Beijing on August 8, 2008. (FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP/Getty Images)
Performers are pictured during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)
Performers cheer during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Cameron Spencer/Getty Images)
The Olympic rings are illuminated during the Opening Ceremony for the 2008 Beijing Summer Olympics at the National Stadium on August 8, 2008 in Beijing. (Photo by Adam Pretty/Getty Images)
